Christmas Rain

It’s going to be raining
on Christmas Eve.
Can’t you just see Santa
on top of your roof,
trying to tell the reindeer
they’re waterproof?

I can see the big man
getting all wet. I can
see the rain ruining
your presents because
I’m a pessimist.

You’ve got nothing to
worry about if you don’t
believe in Santa Claus.

That’s the smart move
because Santa might
call for a rain delay
like in baseball or the
airport, and then you
wouldn’t get shit.

It’s going to be raining
on Christmas Eve. It’s
like snow, but it’s not white,
and nobody’s dreaming of it.

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