The icky icky boo is too big to live in a shoe,
but the icky icky boo does not live in a zoo.

The icky icky boo is a little bit hairy,
and the icky icky boo will scare your Aunt Mary.

The icky icky boo is kind of like a bug,
but the icky icky boo is more like a slug.

The icky icky boo appears when it’s dark,
and the icky icky boo has teeth like a shark.

The icky icky boo is a bit of a fright,
but the icky icky boo tends to stay out of sight.

Also, know that the icky icky boo has a nose full of boogers.*
And when it comes to parties, he can be a bit of a pooper.

The Icky Sticky Goo?

You still don’t know, do you?
It’s the Icky Icky BOO!

*This poem is kid-tested and mother-disapproved because of the boogers. Do you need a tissue?