A Giraffe in Socks
A giraffe in socks…
is as strange as a wolf in pants
A giraffe in socks...
is as odd as a snake in a turtleneck
A giraffe in socks...
is as weird as an ape in a cape
Until you find out his hooves were cold,
then it’s as normal as it gets.
*This poem is kid-tested and father approved because Dad likes giraffe gaffes. A giraffe in socks? What is that?