A Giraffe in Socks

A giraffe in socks…
is as strange as a wolf in pants

A giraffe in socks...
is as odd as a snake in a turtleneck

A giraffe in socks...
is as weird as an ape in a cape

Until you find out his hooves were cold,
then it’s as normal as it gets.


*This poem is kid-tested and father approved because Dad likes giraffe gaffes. A giraffe in socks? What is that?